bluekomadori:

It’s illegal to be that cute

ghostgods:

if you don’t think scriniarii wouldn’t smoke weed out of a coke can then u a fake t12 fan TBH

also here’s some other requests

ghostgods:

stray dogs are gonna bite anyways, so you might as well roll up your sleeves and let them bite you

ghostgods:

you and me and the devil makes two

ghostgods:

you’re not me

ghostgods:

the underpass

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion advice

you-have-startled-the-witch:

*uses HTML to italicize a few words*

cassyphace:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

“Not this time.”

sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

tag yourself, then release yourself back into the wild, for scientific monitoring

beelzeboofo:

transmeddling:

divorced father: i would like to be involved in my child’s life please

american legal system: lol why

leftists: men are privileged and don’t need legal help

male victims of abuse: i was abused by my wife and when the police showed up, they arrested me because we live in a society that says that only women can be victims and men can be abusers

leftists: lmao